Just Make Yourself A Dang Case-uh-dill-uh (kip's Delight)

Total Time: 11 mins Preparation Time: 10 mins Cook Time: 1 min

Ingredients

• 6 flour tortillas (low carb okay, cardboard texture best, additive-enhanced)
• 1 lb velveeta cheese
• 1 (6 ounce) jar pace picante sauce (mild, cuz idahoans can't tolerate spicy)

Recipe

• 1 arrange one flour tortilla on corning ware dinner plate (the brown and orange one with the wheat design circa 1971).
• 2 grate a significant amount (1 cup?) of velveeta onto the tortilla.
• 3 nuke about 60 seconds or until velveeta starts to bubble and get "crispy" around the edges.
• 4 in the meantime, write some poetry -- your sandy hair floats in the air -- to me it's like a lullaby -- i'm just flying by -- oh so high -- like a kite -- tied to a skate --.
• 5 next, spoon on some pace piquante (puh-connie) sauce if desired. repeat process five more times.
• 6 peace out.